Don't call me baby
>> Friday, 29 July 2011
Me: "Hey lovely!"
Dan: "Lovely? You can call me handsome if you want, but I don't like lovely."
"Why not?"
"It sounds too girly. Just handsome please."
Pause.
"Handsome doesn't ever mean pretty does it?"
"Err, no."
I'm a bit stunned at this exchange. I think Dan picks up on this.
"You can call me cute if you want."
Pause.
"Hang on, actually cute sounds like I'm a baby. Stick to handsome."
The ones no one commented on. Sniff.

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