The photo Gallery: The Kitchen

>> Wednesday, 30 November 2011


My kitchen.
Busy, practical, well used, homely, noisy, big. Mine.
It's often filled with amazing aromas. And that's not me bigging up my cooking, but I do love my spices when cooking.

There's bits and pieces collected over the years.
New bits and pieces from the Good Food Show my lovely bloggy friend Chris invited me to attend last weekend.
Cheap bits, expensive bits, hand-me-downs, things 'borrowed', things made.

We sit and chat here, play board games, drink tea, do homework, chill.
The don't say a kitchen is the heart of the home for nothing!

This post for for week 83 of The Gallery: The Kitchen.
If you're new and want to know what The Gallery is, go and read here, and then come right back and join in!
You can also pick up The Gallery code if you want too.

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The ladies have got NO chance

>> Sunday, 27 November 2011

I know I'm his mother and I'm supposed to say it. But actually I don't really really want to say it or encourage it or even think about it; but brother is he going to be popular with the girls when he's older.
(They're his dad's glasses by the way).

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The Photo Gallery: Week 83

>> Friday, 25 November 2011

Hello and welcome to week 83 of The Gallery.

I don't know if it's the time of year or hormones or just that I'm turning into my grandmother, but I've been spending more and more time in the kitchen baking.
You know, just creating stuff so that when the children and the husband get home from school/work there are baked goodies on the counter to make them go "OOOOooooo" at and make you feel really good.
Or is that just me?!

So anyway, in honour of my domestic goddess dreams, this week's theme is: The Kitchen.

It can be food, or your corner of the kitchen, or something you particularly love in there, your apron, your favourite recipe book. Or even something to show how little you know your kitchen (I have a friend who owns neither a fridge or a cooker. I mean come on! She cooks everything in a microwave).

Remember, The Gallery isn't about technically brilliant photos. It's about rediscovering photos; both old and new.
It's about finding excuses to use them again, sparking your imagination, inspiring.
And absolutely ANYONE can join in.

Come back on Wednesday to add your link when The Gallery post goes up. Then visit as many of the other entries as you can to see what they've come up with.
The link stays open for a week so it doesn't matter if you can't post on Wednesday.

Say hi, discover new people, welcome them in when they discover you.
You will get out of this what you put into it.
Appreciate the wonderful words and photos that are opening themselves up to you.
The link stays open until the following Tuesday, so don't worry if you don't manage to post your photo on Wednesday.

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Best apps for an iPod Touch?

>> Thursday, 24 November 2011

When you have a phone with apps on, it's never yours for long.
After must a matter a weeks, my kids had their own folders on there with a whole batch of games they'd IDd and then it was a downhill, very slippery slope.
The amount of times I've gone to use said phone, only to find there is 15% battery charge left because someone has been totally and utterly lost in a game of Angry Birds on the back seat of the car, well, it's enough to have me coin the shouty phrase "MY phone, MY battery life. Sling your hooks the pair of you" or something similar.

Anyway, Dan now has an iPod Touch so he can leave me in peace and stop BADGERING me to browse the app store for another energy-sapping game.
We didn't buy it for him. It's something I've been sent via this blog and hubby and I agonised over whether it was appropriate for a nearly 9 year old to own.
But for whatever reason, we've decided we're OK with that - under supervision and Big Brother Dad watching over his every move.

So now we're in the process of adding his own apps onto there so he can get his (literally) sticky fingers off mine.
Here are the ones we're using; BUT I would love it if you have any suitable suggestions for a sport loving, slightly geeky, nearly 9 year old.

Angry Birds.
There is a reason it's as popular as it is and you can buy Angry Birds personal stereos and cuddly toys.
It's utterly addictive and Dan and I are STILL playing it together. He's much better than me at it. I will never ever tell him this.

Fruit Ninja
Slash various fruits with a ninja sword. You'd never read that and think 'ooooo, I'm in'. But jeez, so addictive especially when you get to compare what swords you've managed to achieve with someone else equally addicted (looks directly at Mocha Beanie Mommy).

Tiny Wings
Fly as fast as you can on your cute, little stumpy wings before the night catches up with you. Use the hills to boost yourself higher and watch out for that annoying gravity.
He has lost whole car journeys playing this game.

DoodleJump
A really simple concept: You draw a world and then play in it. I've had six boys all crowded around my phone at the school gate as Dan insists he shows everyone what he's achieved so far.

Chess
Aww, my little nerd

Thirsty Pete
The reason we have the iPod Touch. We were asked to test this free app which is actually designed to encourage you to drink more water.
You have to look after Pete in a Tamagochi stylee (we killed our first Pete because we totally forgot about him and he dehydrated). You answer quiz questions, are rewarded with glasses of water and then feed them to Mr Thirsty to keep him jiggling and alive.
But it's had Dan in absolute fits of giggles because there is a 'wee checker' and it asks questions like this in the water quiz:


And this happens when you shake him:


But best of all is Pete on Repeat where in you speak to Pete and he repeats it in his high, helium-esque voice. Nothing at all to do with water, but this is the effect when you have a go with your kids. Gigglefest.
(Oh and by the way, Pete is a mum hater; notice how he ignores what I say and only repeats Dan's phrases. Pah)



So, any suggestions for us?
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The Gallery: Something I Am Proud Of

>> Wednesday, 23 November 2011


I look at photographs like this and feel so very proud.
The eyes, the half smile, the way her hair falls around her cheek, the Look, contrast of her black-as-night eyes with her beautiful olive skin; THIS right here is the very essence of my little girl.
And I took that photograph.

I have always always had a passion for taking photos over the years but it's only since I had children I decided to up my game and improve myself.
Through trial and error mainly. Through experimenting and getting my very willing volunteers to help me out.
And now I can take pictures like this? Well, I am really quite proud of myself.
I'm no expert and barely a hobbyist truth be told, but it's something I really enjoy and I am chuffed to bits and pieces that I can hold my hand up and say 'I took that'.

This post for for week 82 of The Gallery: Something I Am Proud Of.
If you're new and want to know what The Gallery is, go and read here, and then come right back and join in!
You can also pick up The Gallery code if you want too.

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The bedtime hour

>> Monday, 21 November 2011

Last week I posted about the first hour of our day. The school run, basically.
And we had such a blast doing it that today I give you the last hour of our day. The Bedtime Hour.


Upstairs, undress, clothes in the hamper NOT on the floor please. PJs on.
Ablutions. Wash, teeth brushed, photo of us all in the bathroom mirror *ahem*
Dan reads pretty much every night; either us to him or him to us. Or both. And he often goes on reading even when we've left. Total bookworm (*pumps air with fist*)
New PJs. Utterly brilliant bamboo PJs. Bamboo, right? Dan's a night sweater (sorry Dan) but these have proved better than any cotton PJs he's worn. Plus Dan says "they feel like silk and make me want to meditate". Ok son! That'll be his way of telling you he's big fan so big thumbs up from us thank you Bamboo Textiles.


Into Mia's room where just about the ONLY girlie thing she owns hangs from the door.
Mia is more of a talker. We lie on her bed and chat about her day, the things she's learned, what's happening tomorrow, how many days until Christmas. That question about Christmas Every. Single. Night.
Two of Mia's friends. I think she owns every cuddly animal known to man.
The nightlight. Total comfort in a glowing Ikea ball.


At nearly 9 years old Dan has suddenly become super busy during the bedtime hour. He gets in 10 minutes of DS time (Pokemon Black and White in case you're curious) and even more reading.
Mia on the other hand . . .
And then I go in to check on Dan and tell him it's lights out time. To find this. Bloody gorgeous boy!

It may look calm and collected by this is not every night.
Some nights we wrestle on the husband's and my giant bed. Some nights I seem to do nothing but yell "DO NOT DO THAT TO YOUR SISTER/BROTHER". Some nights they don't want either of us and just each other.
I love the bedtime hour no matter what truth be told.
How about you?

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Old skool

>> Sunday, 20 November 2011


See this beauty? Got me through maths O and A level and a whole load of physics exams too.
Twenty eight years old and still going strong.
Battery being held in by cellotape and you can just about make out where I scratched my name on the black plastic using my compass.
But still. Takes me right back.
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>> Saturday, 19 November 2011


When Photo World offered to make one of my photographs up into a canvas I was adamant I wanted to use a photo from my recent trip to Indonesia.
I mean, such an experience in big, glorious colour on my wall would be amazing, right?
Only I actually couldn't decide on which photo. Too many to choose from. Too many memories. Maybe I need to wait a while to let it sink in a bit more?

So I opted for my girl. My challenging, feisty, independent, beautiful girl.
And I chose it because I want to remember her at this age.
The age where we clash regularly because I want her to learn how to be understanding and compassionate and helpful. But she wants to be understanding and compassionate and helpful on her terms.
I can already see the sort of young woman she's going to grow into. Sure she's stubborn, cheeky - downright naughty at times. She has me tearing my hair out and despairing at the number of times she has to move down the 'zone' board. That SHE made and insisted on running at home.

This picture is to my 6 year old as she gazes down on us in the playroom.
I know she's going to be amazing.

Many thanks to Photo World for this wonderful canvas. It looks the business.
Super easy to order and came just a couple of days after.

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The Photo Gallery: Week 82

>> Friday, 18 November 2011

Hello and welcome to week 82 of The Gallery.

I'll cut straight to the chase; This week's theme is: Something I Am Proud Of.

It can be a person, something you've created, a photograph you've taken, a time in your life you're proud of, an achievement, your home, your car, your kids.

At a time when there is an awful lot of bad news emitting from whatever media you choose to watch/read, it's time to look closer to home and appreciate the things we have.
So show us all what you're proud of and let's lift this gloom.

Remember, The Gallery isn't about technically brilliant photos. It's about rediscovering photos; both old and new.
It's about finding excuses to use them again, sparking your imagination, inspiring.
And absolutely ANYONE can join in.

Come back on Wednesday, November 16 to add your link when The Gallery post goes up. Then visit as many of the other entries as you can to see what they've come up with.
The link stays open for a week so it doesn't matter if you can't post on Wednesday.

Say hi, discover new people, welcome them in when they discover you.
You will get out of this what you put into it.
Appreciate the wonderful words and photos that are opening themselves up to you.
The link stays open until the following Tuesday, so don't worry if you don't manage to post your photo on Wednesday.

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Who is Elvis Presley anyway?

>> Thursday, 17 November 2011


The cacophony of sound drifting down the stairs at about 8pm every night in this house is hellish.
Mia is deeply in love with Abba and Ella Fitzgerald, while Dan drifts off to sleep to the strains of Depeche Mode and Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
I get to hear the mixture of these at the foot of the stairs and am sent very slowly insane.

But I do love that my kids love music. They recently raided our CD collection (covered in dust. Not looked at in YEARS. Some slightly embarrassing additions) and are like all their Christmases have come at once as they totter back up stairs to their rooms with a tower of new music in their arms.

The Wii game Just Dance is also a regular in our house and Mia loves to shake her thang to Viva Las Vegas. Only she sings at the top of her lungs "JESUS LAS VEGAS".
I never ever put her right because it's just too damn cute.

Dan: "Mia, it's VIVA Las Vegas. Stop saying Jesus."
Mia: "But I like singing that version."
Dan: "I don't think Elvis would approve."
Mia: "Who?"
Dan. Rolls his eyes like you should be born with this knowledge, despite the fact that he probably only discovered who he is himself last year. "You know, Elvis. He was the famous singer who wore mad outfits and died eating a burger on the toilet."
Me: "Well, there was a lot more to him than that Dan . . . "
Mia: "He sounds GREAT!"
Me. I give in.



However, I have been saved from imminent madness now Dan has this pair of db Logic headphones to try out. Look how seriously gorgeous they are; all shiny and green!
I confess, we've avoided the whole earphone buying thing because Dan plays his music so loud and, well, I'm just a cotton wool parent and don't want him damaging his ears.
I don't even know if that is a possibility, but given the type of music and the fact he likes it cranked up so loud, we've shied away.
But these beauts are apparently designed to limit exposure to music which is too loud and prevent acoustic shock, whatever the heck that is. Sounds bad though, eh?
Not sure he could get acoustic shock from Michael Jackson (another current favourite), but Dan's now asked his dad to download JLS for him onto his iPod. I hope to GOD these new earphones can manage to filter that god awful sound RIGHT out.

(PS. I also managed to video Dan singing along to Lady Gaga's Poker Face while wearing his new earphones. He absolutely FORBADE me from using it!)

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The Photo Gallery: 11.11.11

>> Wednesday, 16 November 2011


Dan: "Why do we actually wear poppies? What does it really mean?"
Me: "Well, we wear them to remember all those men and women who died so that we can be free. And we wear them on a certain day every year so that everyone can come together and pay their respects."
Dan: "Like the people we're learning about at school?"
They're studying World War II in Year 4 and Dan is gripped by tales of Kinder transport, prisoners of war and rationing.
Me: "Yes, exactly those people. It's really sad because very soon there will be no one left alive from those days. No one to remember what it was like or to tell us about their experiences of it and the hardship they suffered. That's why Remembrance Day is so important."
Dan. Pauses and takes the weight of what I've said in.
"I'll pass it on mum. I'll make sure no one ever forgets."

A good friend of mine was doing her shopping at Sainsbury's when the eleventh hour struck on 11.11.11 and silence descended over the bustling supermarket.
She said it almost brought her to tears, stood there, observing the silence, a busy store brought to a standstill with everyone stood in reflection, all connected over one amazing thing.

This post for for week 81 of The Gallery: 11.11.11.
If you're new and want to know what The Gallery is, go and read here, and then come right back and join in!
You can also pick up The Gallery code if you want too.

Remember, this week you could also be in with a chance of winning £100 worth of Amazon vouchers courtesy of Netmums who are linking up with me for this Gallery to celebrate this amazing date in our calendars.
Can't wait to see what you got up to on 11.11.11.

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Hot chocolate heaven. Win a Tassimo

>> Monday, 14 November 2011

I don't often do random competitions on this blog, but we've been using this gadget ourselves and the kids are totally hooked.
So I'm going to give you the chance to revel in one too.
As it's autumn here in the UK and the return home from school means dark, cold nights and no chance to playing in the back garden, my kids seemed to have turned to hot chocolate as their comfort.
And by hot chocolate I mean the all singing all dancing ones with a swirl of cream and sprinkles on the top.
The Daddy of hot chocolates I'm told.



And this is what we have been making ours on at the moment. A Tassimo. Or 'The Momo' as the kids have christened it.


Genius little thing.
It sits in our utility room offering up it's chocolately goodness at the touch of a button.
You pop in a little disc thing, press a button, and voila.

THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED

Want to win one? I have one just for you, my lovely readers.
All you have to do for a chance of winning is answer this simple question:
The photo at the top is a picture of my girl with her favourite mug of the moment.
But what would you have written on your hot chocolate (or coffee, or tea) mug?
(Mine would read Queen of Effing Everything, cause I'm classy like that).

There is no right or wrong answer. It's a random draw, but we may as well have a little fun while you're entering, right?

Rules n stuff.
The competition is open to residents of the UK only (sorry rest of the world).
No cash alternative offered.
To enter, leave a comment on this blog.
Make sure your contact details are available.
The winner will be drawn at random from all entries after the closing date.
The competition closes at 09:20 on Monday, November 21, 2011.
The winner will be asked to provide a full UK postal address with postcode. Please allow 14 days for delivery.
If a prizewinner does not provide a full UK postal address within a week of being contacted, the prize will be re-drawn and a new winner will be contacted.


Some product info:
* The Tassimo uses 'T Disc' pods to make tea, coffee or hot chocolate. And you can buy branded discis including Cadbury, Twining, Carte Dor and Kenko.
* The barcode printed on every T Disc contains information about the amount of water, brewing time and the precise temperature of each drink.
* You basically press one button and the machine does the rest for you.
* The biggest bonus? Your KIDS CAN MAKE YOU A CUP OF TEA in total safety . . .

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The easiest yummiest cake to make with kids. Iced Lemon Traybake

>> Sunday, 13 November 2011

This needs no other introduction really other than to tell you to make sure you squirrel yourself a slice away as soon as you can otherwise it's GONE.
Really easy to make - you basically sling all the ingredients into one bowl and mix - and is fab with a cup of tea or to add to the lunch boxes.

Ingredients
225g (8oz) soft margarine
225g (8oz) caster sugar
275g (10oz) self-raising flour
2 tsps baking powder
4 eggs
4 tbsp milk
grated rind of 2 lemons


For the icing
about 3 tbsp lemon juice
225g (8oz) icing sugar

Method
Pre-heat the oven to 180C/350F/Gas 4. Grease and base line a 30 x 23 cm (12 x 9 inch) roasting tin with greased greaseproof paper.
Measure all the ingredients into a large bowl and beat well for about 2 minutes. Add a bit more milk if too thick and 'sticky'.
Turn out into the prepared tin and level the top.
Bake for between 35 and 40 minutes, or until the cake has shrunk from the sides of the tin and springs back when pressed in the centre with your (clean) fingertips. Leave to cool in the tin.



Make up the icing by mixing the lemon juice and icing sugar to give a runny consistency. Spread evenly over the cake and leave to set.
Cut into whatever size pieces you like - larger for hungry teens, bite size for younger children - then ease out with a palette knife or similar.



* Taken from Mary Berry's Ultimate Cake Book.

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This week I have been mainly . . .

. . .  Spreading myself all over the place

As well as being in this month's Red Magazine (*ahem*) I've been writing over at Tesco Online - What Makes A House A Home, talking about my signed shirt from the day I left school . . . Random I know, but read it and it will all make sense. I'm also revealing how to take family photos that build memories.

I've also had my kids working hard testing toys and writing reviews for the Toys R Us Toybox, I know I know, tough job but someone's got to do it.
So if you're Christmas present buying and looking for honest, parent/children reviews of this year's toys, give the Facebook review page a visit.

Now excuse me while I go test the latest Nerf gun we've been sent . . .

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Papua, Indonesia. In photographs #2. UNICEF in action

>> Friday, 11 November 2011

On Wednesday I started (finally) revealing what I'd been up to in the summer.
I visited a place in the world that is so remote, a place that so little is known about, that I couldn't look it up properly online.
Can you even imagine that?

I visited a region of Papua, in Eastern Indonesia which could quite easily be overlooked. Forgotten.
A place where babies are born on the filthy riverbanks, health care is non-existent and if you reach your 30s you are considered 'old'.

I was here to see (and write about) the work UNICEF is carrying out in these isolated pockets of the world - in partnership with Pampers - to rid them of tetanus.

The MNT (mother and newborn tetanus) campaign is specifically designed to help mothers and children in developing countries to fight tetanus - a killer we simply don't have to fear in this country.
And it is a killer. It is a disease passed through bacteria - so any baby born in unhygienic conditions is at risk. And without medical care, it's fatal pretty much every time.
But I met the UNICEF staff on the ground who are determined to change that.

I've had many comments about the validity of Pampers being a part of this project and why don't they just hand over a wedge of cash to fund it instead of calling for us to buy their nappies or 'like' their Facebook page to donate a vaccine?
Put quite simply, UNICEF get massive exposure from this campaign and from their involvement with Pampers.
It means the UNICEF name is beamed into many more homes and they get a level of media coverage they simply wouldn't get otherwise.
It also helped put MNT on the map. Before this campaign it wasn't considered 'important' enough for governments to look at. Since it's inception five years ago, two countries have seen MNT eliminated. By the end of this year another seven are expected to follow suit.
And finally money, it gets UNICEF lots more money to do the wonderful things they do.

On this trip I saw firsthand how this campaign helps. Whole communities who would ordinarily go ignored are vaccinated and their children given hope. WHOLE communities. And this campaign is quite simply raising the money which allows UNICEF to do these amazing things.

This is not a sad story or designed to upset or make anyone feel guilty.
This is a story of hope and of positivity to show that, out there in the world, in corners we don't even know about, there are people dedicated to making sure ALL children have a decent start in life.
And as a mother, that makes me proud to give UNICEF space on my blog.

So today, I continue my travels, following the journey a vial of tetanus vaccine has to make by plane, by boat, by foot in a cool box to reach these isolated people.
For days 1 - 4 visit here.

Day 5: 
This is the sight which greets us when we arrive.
Papua may be remote and we are total interlopers to their land, but the children follow us around with big smiles on their faces and fill the air with their giggles. And when anyone gets a camera out suddenly they put on their very best faces.


We arrive in our small speed boat at Sawa Erma. It is so small; a tiny island community. But the people are really welcoming. The local midwife has given us her modest home. Six girls crammed into one room and 2 boys the other, our sleeping bags and mosquito nets lined up on the floor like sardines in a tin.
We feel humbled by their generosity because they have nothing. No running water. The toilet is basically a hole in the ground in a shack out the back.
I am sharing a room with five total strangers and stripping off to my bra and knickers in front of them on our first night together! Strangely this only dawned on me as being weird last week!




The place is so small I could walk around it in 10 minutes. But still, there is a school, a church, a health centre and a couple of shops.
We chat to mothers who are benefiting from the MNT campaign. Many of them have lost children to tetanus in the past. It's easy to dismiss their loss as just part of the life they lead. But they have still lost a child. No parent should ever have to experience that, no matter where they live in the world.

We meet schoolgirls being immunised in their classrooms, as well as the 'social mobilisers' who are responsible for spreading the word about the campaign amongst the community.




Day 6/7:
Today we are travelling another two hours up the river to Pupis, a village deep in the Asmat swamps.
Oh. My. Goodness. If we thought Sawa Erma was remote this just blows us away.
We've been chugging up the river for hours and then our of nowhere we see signs of life. Huts and boats and a landing platform.

We pull up to the platform and big, muscular arms reach down to pull us up from our boats. Some of the men - even the children - have large machetes slung over their shoulder and it feels quite tribal.
But never at any point do we feel threatened or unsafe.




It is so basic and filthy here. Families crowd into small, wooden, roughly thatched huts. The walkways are haphazard wooden planks which are difficult to walk in Western shoes. The villagers walk barefooted or in flip flops. I wonder where on earth they get their ragtag collection of clothes from. One little boy is wearing a pair of Batman pyjamas. Others football tops.
There are dogs and pigs roaming around everywhere - and so there is poo everywhere too.
I feel awful as I silently thank the heavens that we aren't staying here overnight.
The only way to leave the village is by dug-out canoe, but it would take hours to get to the nearest health clinic. So the clinic comes to them.

Everyone congregates in the 'long house' - a community building on stilts where spears hang from the walls. We are told that when an elder dies, their bodies are kept here.
This is the make-shift clinic.
It is packed. Children and their parents lined up in the dim light. There are many men with their children and we're told they have had to give up a day's work farming to be here. It is that important to them.

It takes quite a while because the health workers are keeping a detailed written record of the vaccinations they are giving. This is to ensure that when they come back, everyone who needs another dose is given one.
One mother was too scared to come to the long house for her vaccine. So the team go to her. No one is left out.

I feel totally and utterly privileged to be here. It is overwhelming.






The local health workers tell us there are places even more remote than this, some they simply cannot reach.
When scoping out our trip, there were plans to take us even further up the river - another 4 or so hours. But that idea had to be canned "because we were warned that if strangers arrive you would have arrows pointed at your head".
But UNICEF worker Dr Amiri, who is travelling with us on our trip and who is leading the charge to vaccinate all women of childbearing age in this region, is having none of it. He insists they try harder. He tells us that after a recent expedition, they were travelling home and he spotted a patch of land he thinks is inhabited. The locals tell him there is nothing there but he insists and they stumble on a whole group of people they didn't know about.
This is why we all sit around Dr Amiri and listen like little children; he is relentless in his quest to help the mothers and children of this region. Relentless.
I hope and pray there are more Dr Amiris out there for all the world's children.

We arrive back at Sawa Erma, taking in all that we have seen and experienced. Liz, who is travelling with us from the UK UNICEF comms team, comments that she has managed to get dog poo all over her shoes while in Pupis.
"That's not dog poo," our translator Aini tells her. "It's human".

The next day we visit another village just a chug across the river in our 'speed boat'. No one in these villages gets around in speed boats though. They don't have the money to hire them. They use dug-out canoes. Dug-out canoes I was too nervous to get in to!



Pot-bellied children greet us as we arrive at the village's jetty. Dr Amiri tells us they have worms; something easily cured with a simple tablet. He makes a note to bring some on their next visit.



There is something really quite beautiful about these places. A wonderful sense of community and family.




Day 8:
We are saying goodbye to Sawa Erma and the stilt villages and heading back to Timika.
First we must catch our 10-man plane out of the region.
We make the 2-hour journey by speed boat in driving rain, over bum-numbing bumps as the river meets the sea and our boats must now navigate waves.
Journalist Lucy, who is travelling with us from The Times, says it feels like her eyeballs are rattling in her head. It's an arduous 120-minutes.



We arrive back at the runway wet and tired and filthy.
We haven't washed in days. It's hot and sticky and, quite frankly, the wet wipes don't cut it.
Only when we arrive back at the runway there is a problem. Our tickets have been resold to locals, who don't take kindly to strangers using the only flight out of the area.



We sit in the 'waiting room' not knowing whether we're getting on that plane or not, trying to look as friendly as possible without actually scaring anyone.
I have never been so relieved to get onto a plane with fold-down seats, lap belts and no visible signs of maintenance. If a chicken had flapped it's way down the rows of seats, I wouldn't have been shocked.

I have seen things this week that blew me away. I have many many things to teach my babies.

Children everywhere deserve help and having seen for myself how UNICEF are trying to reach those in the most inhospitable of places they get my full support.
If you want to support the work UNICEF are doing for MNT in Indonesia - indeed all the other hard to reach places around the world - you can do so here:
If you're a parent in the UK or Ireland and you buy nappies, consider buying Pampers from now until the end of December:
Every pack bought with the "1 pack = 1 life-saving vaccine" mark on it means you've helped.
Not buying nappies any more?
You can quite simply 'like' the Pampers Facebook page = 1 vaccine.
Personalise your own Miffy story for free = 1 vaccine.
Download the free Pampers Out and About iPhone app = 1 vaccine.

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Papua, Indonesia. In photographs.

>> Wednesday, 9 November 2011

I travelled to the other side of the world this summer and couldn't tell you a thing about it until now.
Do you know how hard it is for me to keep my mouth shut?

I couldn't tell you how I asked my kids whether it was OK for me to spend 10 days with UNICEF at the very start of their school summer holidays.
Or how they both said 'we know you would absolutely love to go help other children so we're fine with it. We want you to go'. And how I cried at that.
And how when I went for my jabs (lots of jabs. Jab, jab, jab) the nurse told me she'd never heard of where I was going and could I show her on the map before she sticks a needle in my arm and inoculates me for the wrong region . . .
And that when she did eventually call up a map of the area on her computer to show the malaria hotspots, every part I was going to was basically SCREAMING red. I mean every square inch of it is red, bright red. Warning red. RED RED RED.

I also couldn't tell you about the overwhelming feelings I felt while I was there, as I walked amongst unbelievably poor families who just got on with the life they have been handed; smiled, played, welcomed us in with open arms. And all they asked for in return was for us to help make their mothers and newborns, healthy.
I felt electrified.

I had to keep all of this under my hat, and it was agony.
Because it was one of those experiences many people never have. Ever.
I went into the remote jungles of Papua, a place once famed for its headhunters. And I'm not talking about business men here.
It is a place almost totally unknown to the outside world. When UNICEF asked me to go on this trip, they couldn't show me any photos of what to expect because there weren't any. Nowhere on the internet.

This trip was utterly amazing and it made the whole writing this blog thing totally worth it.

So today I'm going to share with you a whole raft of photographs and let them tell the story of the amazing journey I made to Papua, in Eastern Indonesia; a place so remote I felt like I'd stepped into the pages of the novel The Mosquito Coast.
A place so remote, some of the tribes had never seen Westerners.
But despite being that remote, UNICEF are still travelling there with the joint initiative they are running with Pampers. They travel by plane, by boat, by dug out, by bike, by foot - whatever it takes to help those people who could so easily be forgotten.

And let me tell you this dear internet, it works. These villagers flock to meeting halls and shacks to greet the UNICEF folks and the life-saving bounty they bring.
And it's people like you who are helping to make that happen.

Day 1: 

Looking out of the aeroplane window, it feels like we're at the very edge of the world. It's been a bloody long haul (two flights, each over 7 hours) - well, we are just a stone's throw from the north of Australia.
Indonesia I discover is made up of around 17,000 islands. We are heading to the capital city of Jakarta, right there in the bottom left. And Oh. My. Goodness. It's SO busy. Like any built up city I guess and the billboards for mobile phones, fancy cars and designer shopping malls tell you it has a rather affluent undercurrent.



We have another 6-hour flight ahead of us (I KNOW!) to Papua (that big island right there over on the right), where we are told it is very VERY different to Jakarta.
The area you can just about see to the right of Papua is Papua New Guinea. A totally different place.
We need to wear long sleeves and trousers because of the mosquitoes and we need to wear old clothes because it could get messy. We have literally no idea of what to expect and we're all kind of nervous but excited.
So we exchange money (this is about £10 - kidding, but there was an awful lot to the pound)

And we eat . . . . Hmmm . . .


And we spend the night in a Jakarta hotel wondering what on earth is to come.


Day 2:
We catch that flight to Papua. We make a pit stop at Bali and pick up our photographer Josh Estey who is joining us on our adventure. He speaks Indonesian which feels like a massive relief!
We arrive in Timika, which kind of reminds me a lot of some of the towns I visited in Thailand 10 years or so ago. Everyone travels around on mopeds - sometimes 3 or 4 people - like little bees flitting around; it's basic and really dusty and there are the first signs of poverty. And boy is it hot.

We have dinner with some UNICEF staff working in Indonesia and they are so passionate about what they do. We meet the remarkable Dr Amiri for the first time. I bloody love him.

Day 3:
We visit our first health centre to witness an MNT (maternal and newborn tetanus) immunisation programme in progress. It is HEAVING. There are mums and kids everywhere and I could be back home at the local village hall as I close my eyes and listen to the hum of activity. Mums are hugging their kids, babies stare wide-eyed from where they are carried on their mother's back.
It feels great.

The whole town is on stilts to rise it above to scummy waters below. The homes are one-room shacks barely enough to keep the elements off their many inhabitants.

We speak to a local birth witch. She is amazing; delivers all the town's babies using traditional birthing methods. She's being taught by UNICEF how to make sure those are hygienic and safe because the conditions these babies are born to are filthy. Utterly filthy. It's a wonder any child survives these conditions.
She welcomes us into her home; her life. She has the most expressive face and chats happily about her work and as she stands there proudly with her husband.
This photo depicts exactly what life is like here.







Day 4:
We're going remote. This is why we came; to follow the MNT vaccine as it makes the journey to places no one else visits.
We have to take a 10-man plane (eek) for an hour's flight, then a 2-hour speed boat trip to get there. We're told there won't even be satellite phones it is that out of the way. We are going off the grid.

Here is our plane. At the airport.


LOOK at how small it is. This is how close I am to the pilot. We had to be weighed to get on it and we're sat cramped in here with our backpacks and our life vests and a bag of sweets for an hour. And all we can see out of the window is trees. Lots and lots and lots of trees.
Which then had me panicking WHERE'S THE RUNWAY?
Ah look, there it is, that thin sliver of a clearing in the distance. Lovely.







But this is why we're here. This has little vial has travelled on the plane with us in it's cool box to keep it at optimum temperature and ensure it's ready to be given to a family in need.
Which is no mean feat given the temperatures here. It's hot.


So we're in Papua, at the airport (yes, this here below is the airport!). And we need to get to those families. But there are no roads. So we take to speedboats. And by speedboat I mean a small boat with an outboard on the back. For two hours. See me smiling there? That's nervous laughter. Because look at where we'll be travelling.





There is NOTHING around. Except maybe a couple of crocs sunbathing on the river bank (which I thankfully didn't see).
They said remote and oh boy did they mean it. I cannot believe anyone lives out here, it's so isolated. How do they get around? How do babies born into this survive?
The aim of the UNICEF/Pampers programme is to reach these unreachables; to keep searching for communities - no matter how small and tucked away.
The aim is to eliminate tetanus and give these children a fighting chance.

There are women and children out here, lots of them. And they need these vaccine.
And we're about to meet them.

FRIDAY: Witnessing UNICEF in action. Human poo. And nearly not making it home.


If you want to support the work UNICEF are doing for MNT in Indonesia - indeed all the other hard to reach places around the world - you can do so here:
If you're a parent in the UK or Ireland and you buy nappies, consider buying Pampers from now until the end of December:
Every pack bought with the "1 pack = 1 life-saving vaccine" mark on it means you've helped.
Not buying nappies any more?
You can quite simply 'like' the Pampers Facebook page = 1 vaccine.
Personalise your own Miffy story for free = 1 vaccine.
Download the free Pampers Out and About iPhone app = 1 vaccine.

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